Monday, 8 August 2011
The Blame Game
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Sunday, 7 August 2011
Well, You're Damned If You Do......
What we saw last night was according to one "witness" on the BBC "The locals taking revenge for the killing of a brother" and "The Police don't police our community they only turn up when this happens"
Memories of The Broadwater Farm riots in 1985 where many of the rioters were not even born or too young to remember were being tossed about by "witnesses" being interviewed on TV. "This memory is in our DNA where Cynthia Jarrett died after police broke into her home" said one representing the "Youth of Haringey" "We may have not been there but it's passed down to us"
Cynthia Jarrett dying is in no way even the same as Duggan dying and comparing the two is an insult to Cynthia's memory.
People on tv last night were calling Duggan "Their Brother" and even they said they didn't even know him.
Duggan lived by the sword and by the looks of it, died by it. He allegedly shot at officers and therefore was shot at in defence and was killed.
Some bright spark witness on Sky was complaining that Duggan didn't have the safety equipment that the armed police officers had and therefore it was unfair and a reporter on Sky even had the gall to say "We don't know who shot at who first"
There are internet rumours going round that someone who knows someone spoke to someone who saw someone see a 16 year old girl allegedly beaten with sticks by police for no apparent reason. What angers me more is depending on who you believe is that this was used as a "reason" for a full scale riot in Tottenham last night.
There was a protest about the killing of Duggan and the way the area is policed and this was presented to the doors of the Tottenham police station. For whatever reason after that, it went down hill from there on.
Then a police car with two officers was hijacked and pushed into the road and set alight. This was then a beacon for others to start violent disorder.
The police were then lambasted by locals and the media for not policing the riot properly and their tactics used. Some complained that the police were only targeting black rioters and some even complained that the police were too soft.
Damned if we do and damned if we don't.
What angers me more through all of this, is the two faced cheek of the government and media. Suddenly to the government we have their "full support" and "no justification for the aggression shown to the police" with the media it was the complete lack of support and the cutting off of anyone who dared to voice support to the police coming under attack.
The media completely ignored the fact that Duggan shot at officers, completely ignored the fact the innocent bystanders were caught up in the riot, and that the reason police let the bus and buildings burn is because it was unsafe for the London Fire Brigade to go in and put it out.
The government talk about the "aggression shown to police" but fail to realise the irony of their aggression shown to police with the cut backs to the front line and to the police pensions and pay which are about to take place. The "thin blue line" is so thinly stretched it's fracturing at points and last night was a case in point. I think you can expect more of this to come.
What the government and public fail to realise is that Public Order trained officers and others like myself with specialist skills in areas including firearms are all volunteers. We get no extra money and certainly thanks to Hutton, Windsor and May we won't be getting any more for a few years.
We can just as easily turn our passes in as easy as we got them. If I don't want to be a Public Order trained officer any more I can turn in my certificate. Just as easy if I don't want to do CBRN or Search. I can easily fail to sign up for the next refresher or fail the fitness test.
If this carries on with the front line being savaged by the government and public alike I can see many officers ditching their specialist training.
Why should we face a barrage of petrol bombs and rocks whilst the ones that govern us and take away our rights, pensions and wages are sleeping soundly in their beds?
I can see many officers failing to come in when off duty, the sounds of unanswered ringing phones deafening. The number of mobiles that suddenly had no signal.
We don't get paid a call out fee, so why should we come in?
One Inspector said to me that you could face disciplinary action if you are on a call out list. Well, prove my phone had no signal, prove my phone rang at my home and not at the exchange.
We have enough restrictions on our lives as it is without placing me under virtual house arrest in case another riot takes place.
It's about time that the government realised that last night is a taste of things to come.
Mess with our tactics, mess with our numbers, budgets and wages and this is what you get.
A lot of innocent people cleaning up after a night of disorder and many officers injured.
What I will say is that it's going to make the Notting Hill Carnival an interesting two days.
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Tuesday, 3 May 2011
A Close Call
I've been quite busy with work too but nothing to write home about, just all work and no play making me a dull Response Plod.
Then came last Thursday morning. An event which a split second either way could have abruptly altered my life with brutal consequences.
I was travelling back from a night shift after leaving my high speed train from central London behind, I walked to my car in the beautiful 7am sunshine knowing I was going to be off for four days. Everything in the world looked good and tiredness was far behind.
Off I set for the 20 minute drive which takes me through the Dartford Tunnel. Yes, dear readers, I live in the Essex area, I will tell you that much.
For those that know the area, I was approaching Junction 1a which is the last exit before the toll booths to take me from Kent to Essex soil. I was in lane 2 of 4 and ahead in lane 1 were three articulated lorries all close together.
My driver training took over, I held back, checked my off-side and made sure lane 3 was clear in case one of these behemoths attempted to overtake the other.
One pealed off and went up the slip for 1a and I made my approach to the toll booths.
That was when I heard the most awful loud scraping and crashing sound. I turned my radio down and could still hear it, getting louder all the time. I looked right, nothing.
Then I looked left and saw all hell literally breaking loose. One of the articulated lorries had some how jack-knifed and the trailer was tipping its load
....straight into my direction.
Out of my left window all I could see were large, long lengths of metal tumbling towards my car.
Instinct took over, I braked hard and yanked the wheel hard right, confident that I knew nothing was there from my check only seconds before.
The first length of metal crashed down right where I had been a split second earlier and rolled backwards before sliding to a stop. An unfortunate driver behind hitting it.
I turned the wheel again as yet another piece fell and landed right where I should have been.
Thankfully I managed to steer past both pieces. I checked my mirror before I stopped. The carriage way was littered with metal.
I managed to avoid being crushed by a 40 ton load of metal which by rights should have landed on my car.
One split second decision probably saved my life or saved me from serious injury.
Thankfully, more by pure luck, no one was seriously injured. Although the M25 was knackered for the whole day after that.
Normally I'm on autopilot straight after a night shift. Thankfully because the sun was shining it gave me a little boost and I was a tad more alert than usual.
It just goes to show that despite doing a dangerous job, the real danger is in the returning home from work.
We concentrate so hard in not getting hurt whilst at work, especially when driving on blues and twos that we tend to switch off and take a back seat when coming home. We relax and think of what we want to do when we get home and usually after a night shift when we are especially tired, is sleep.
They say your life flashes past you before you're about to die, for me, everything just slowed down. It reminded me of the film, The Matrix.
I got into that car to set off for home and remember every little detail of it, the smells, the glint of the sun on the paintwork which I said I would clean over the weekend (and didn't) I remembered saying "bye" to my colleagues and strolled off confident that I would see them again after my rest days. I remembered the plans my wife and I had with our two young daughters for my days off.
......Who would have thought that just one second could have stopped all of that?
Wednesday, 23 February 2011
They Always Come Out At Night.....(or sometimes the day too)
The Night Turn always guarantees to bring out the oddest people and therefore some of the oddest calls that generally, as a rule, you don't get during the day.
There is apparently, some medical evidence (somewhere, don't ask me to look for it) that states that the effect of gravity from a full moon on the chemicals in the human brain can have some bizarre effects and it is where the term "Lunatic" comes from.
Also the cover of darkness with enough light from the full moon can allow people to move about almost undetected.
So no surprise to be asked to assist a call in the small hours to a lady who stated that she had been burgled.
Nothing unusual there, except for the fact that she said over the phone that she was out in the garden squatting on her lawn going to the toilet when her neighbours broke in and took her stuff in the ten minutes she was sat out there.
She said she "knows its wrong to do toilet out on the lawn but next door are just evil, just evil!"
Thankfully, within ten minutes she called back to say that she had found all her stuff and all was well and we don't have to worry about coming round.
Queue sighs of relief over the radio!
We all do some odd things in time and the light, be it from a blazing sunny day or a moon lit night can play havoc on your perceptions.
One Sunday a few years back, we were called to an Immediate grade to a street in Brixton, South London, for a robbery in progress. We arrived about 10 minutes later and witnesses had informed us that the robber and his victim had both left the scene. So after taking descriptions we carried out an area search of which there was no trace.
To double check everywhere we went up on the Brixton train station which we knew had no service due to engineering works.
It was a very sunny day and as we were up on the platform I could see a man at the far end leaning against the wall with his bag by his side. Thinking to myself that this man could be either the victim, robber or witness it was a good idea to check him out, either way, I was going to inform him that there was no service on this day and he needs to find another route.
As I approached, I called out a “Hello” to which I received no response, I thought maybe he didn’t hear me so I repeated my call, still I got no response. The man was just leaning with one foot up against the wall and staring into no where. I thought either he’s genuinely deaf, or just plain ignorant so I waved my arms above my head and shouted “YO! You on the platform!” Still I got no response. “OI!” I shouted “OI MATE!” still nothing!
It was only as I got about 10 feet away from him I realised that this man would never answer me
…he was a statue and not just any statue,
......he was the famous Brixton statue of the “Perpetually Waiting Man”
A chorus of laughter from my bewildered colleagues as I turned back meant that, damn they had seen it all! I was getting comments like,
Well, I instantly blamed the bright Sun in my eyes!
“Was you going to arrest him under section 25, failure to provide details”?
And “Who’s that over there? ….Statue?
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Tuesday, 8 February 2011
On The Night Shift

God, I hate nights shifts! Mainly because I tend to spend an entire week of my life in reverse, tired, grumpy and I see only about an hour of sunlight a day!
I'm going to work when everyone around me is settling down for the night.
It starts off completely mad, so I haven't even got time to tie my boot laces before we go racing off on an "I Grade" call (Immediate Response) or become assigned to the many outstanding calls still to attend.
Then every thing seems to slow down. I may get called to assist with the occasional drunk by the LAS (London Ambulance Service) or domestic that has sparked during the early hours of the night. Or I might stumble across a driver who is over the alcohol limit.
There's also something inherently wrong with eating a burger or kebab at 3am when I've not been drinking!
Problem is, that as I start seeing the clock run down, the world is waking up and with each tick of the clock brings the possibility of a shout that causes me to go way over my finish time.
Then there is the issue on my last night onto my rest days.
Do I sleep and ruin a precious day off? Or do I stay awake and become grumpy, tired and see my day off go by in a sleepy haze where I'm too tired to do anything I needed to do.
Nights do have their benefits though. Whilst I'm driving home, the opposite way to traffic and watching you all sit in jams heading to the office.
I'm the one grinning and going past you the other way
.....to my bed!
G'Night all!
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