The second part of the Winsor Report was published Thursday much to the misfortune of police officers in England and Wales.
According to the recommendations by Winsor, Police officers' fitness could be checked annually with disciplinary procedures facing any officer who fails the test three times.
Whilst I do agree that there are certainly some officers who need to get fitter, the nature of the job doesn't always allow this as easily as it seems.
We rarely get down time. Eat poor food, usually reheated several times due to racing off for calls. So fast food and microwave meals are usually the order of the day as its quick to eat.
We don't get the time to sit as a team and eat a cooked meal. Mainly because we aren't all allowed to be back at the nick at one time. Even allocated meal breaks don't work as assistance shouts or I Grade calls take priority over every thing.
We don't get the down time to work out. Unlike other services we can't stay in the nick until a call comes out then react. So therefore we don't get a chance to work out on equipment and even if we did, there's rarely the room to store it or the budget to buy it.
And thanks to pay freezes etc, gym membership is now considered a luxury. Thats if you have the time to fit it in with your shifts and family life of course.
If it's recommended that we have annual fitness tests. Who's time do we get fit in? Ours or The Jobs? Either way, The Job should then provide equipment or subsidised gym membership to assist.
Winsor, says there should be higher minimum educational standards for new police recruits.
I cannot understand how he thinks that someone with higher qualifications are immediately better than someone without.
A colleague of mine, left school with no qualifications at all. After lazing around for a bit he joined the Navy. After leaving there he joined the Prison Service finally becoming a copper 15 years ago. He is now an Inspector and one of the best Inspectors I've ever worked with. He has common sense, a nose for the job and is a good leader and listener.
Why will someone with A Levels or a Degree immediately make them a better prospect than him?
Winsor says some should join directly as Inspectors and Superintendents.
This will create an "Officer Class" amongst the ranks. A division that cannot be crossed where possibly the rank of Inspector will become the equivalent of the Military, Non Commissioned Officer.
What chance has a Private becoming a General? What chance then has a Constable becoming a Superintendent or even Commissioner?
I was told that I was sensationalising on Twitter when I said that an inexperienced cop could end up running a Borough or investigating a major crime.
I don't think it's sensationalising at all.
It could end up with someone who's been fast tracked through their probation and given a rank ending up in charge of officers with many years of experience just brushed over.
I've seen many officers including myself, fail the Sergeants exam by a mere one or two percent and whist I appreciate that a miss is as good as a mile. I still see brilliant officers fail to meet the grade because they cannot pass an exam. Whilst those who can, some of those make crap senior officers because they were crap Constables.
How can you have direct entry to the police as Senior Officers?
How can, for example a Director for Hovis suddenly decide to apply to become Superintendent?
They will know as much about policing as I do about baking bread.
Whilst I appreciate that senior levels are about managing budgets and people which a director will be very good at but at times that senior officer will need to make tactical decisions based on years of experience and consultations with their colleagues.
How will a director for Hovis make tactical decisions about the Notting Hill Carnival?
How will that stand up with other people from the likes of the local council when they find out that the senior officer in their meeting about the carnival has only about two years policing experience and most of that was in a class room?
Who will they trust to make the right decisions?
The officer who has made it thought the ranks with experience behind them?
Or the one bundled through the ranks?
Chief constables would have powers to make police officers compulsorily redundant to cut costs - at present they can do this only if police have served for 30 years or more.
So you can see where this is going.
Officers with years of experience who cost too much will be made redundant. Eventually replaced with new starters costing a lot less. The front line will be replaced with cost effective youngsters with little or no experience and no one to learn from.
There would also be new powers to remove police officers who are on restricted duties and cannot return to work.
So under these plans the likes of David Rathband would have been sacked.
It's the same with many other jobs and services. There are always those who swing the lead. Take the money but want to sit at home with their feet up on long term sick. Yes I agree, these do need reviewing and if necessary get them off the expensive wage bill but if you are a genuine case of ill health especially if its been brought on through an incident at work then The Job should help them, not get rid of them purely because they cost too much.
Constables would be able to move up the pay ladder more quickly but a "specialist skills threshold" should be introduced at the final pay point of all officer pay scales.
So they'll be massive queues for courses and the course grabbers especially those I know who sit behind desks getting a shiny backside and apply for courses because "why not" never use them and take up the quota for those genuinely want and need them.
What courses will be classed as "specialist" in order to get this wage increase?
I am a Response Driver, CBRN, Public Order, Search Trained and Optical Intelligence Evidence Gatherer. However, I use these skills regularly (apart from CBRN, one I hope I never have to use)
Those who gather courses to build up their wage but not experience will effectively be on the same wage as me and if not controlled properly, they will sit on these courses and watch them gather dust whilst their money rolls in.
At the moment, these courses are voluntary. That way, The Job knows that those who want to do it, are doing it for the right reasons.
The retirement age would be raised to 60 and a new system of negotiating pay rates set up.
So, I assume that this fitness test will allow for age like the military?
Also stated, it's going to be raised to 60 to bring it in line with other public services.
Do these public services suffer the same amount of stress and abuse with their jobs? Are they frequently having their days off cancelled, changed, lengthened? Do they have to work nights putting up with the evils of society while everyone sleeps?
Who wants a burnt out copper still walking the beat at 60? Theres a very good reason we do 30 years and that's because we're burnt out after!
I can't see anyone getting to 60 as they will probably be made redundant as they cost too much to keep them.
....or collapse under the stress of it all.
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Saturday, 17 March 2012
Oh! Mr. Winsor, What Have You Done?
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Friday, 28 October 2011
The Ultimate Sacrifice
This week has seen the loss of two officers whilst on the front line helping those in need.
PC Mark Goodlad of West Yorkshire Police and Garda Ciaran Jones of Garda Síochána County Wicklow.
PC Goodlad was struck by a lorry on the M1 Motorway after he stopped to assist a stranded female motorist who had broken down on the hard shoulder.
Garda Jones, whilst off duty and in some of the worst conditions in living history, left his car to warn drivers that a bridge near his home was about to collapse. He was washed away in the flood water and believed to have drowned.
These two officers without a second thought for their own safety, went to the assistance of those in need. Something that takes place every day with every police officer around the world.
Is this bravery? I would say, no, it's the job that we do and is an everyday occurrence.
However, to be killed doing it brings home the very dangers that us officers face day by day.
Yes, soldiers face danger day by day, but with all due respect to them, if you sign for the Armed Forces you don't join to study the flora and fauna.
What angers me, is the total lack of media coverage for these two officers.
These two officers represent the majority of officers world wide. Those that join the job, serve, committed, professional and want to go home safe at the end of every tour.
However, the media chose to focus their attention on a Met PC call handler who "inappropriately handled emergency calls"
Whilst I agree that, yes, this does require attention, but to have on the tv full interviews with the IPCC and only give brief coverage of the two officers was simply not on.
It seems to me that lately the media only want to concentrate on the bad side of the police.
The riots, what we did wrong, the student protests, the sit in at St Pauls, Dale Farm etc, all concentrate on the "lack of police response" rather than, "the police finding themselves the targets once again"
Every day, an officer does something that can save or change a life. Do we hear about it? No of course not, it would become tedious as after all, if you speak to any police officer they will say the same thing:
"I was only doing my job"
However, it is about time that the media and government stop getting into bed with each other and realise that police officers are human. We have lives, we have feelings and if you push us we will break.
But we will always continue to serve
... even if we have to pay the ultimate sacrifice
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Friday, 3 June 2011
Sucking Eggs

After reading the excellent article in Police Review w/e 3rd June 2011 by Hollie Clemence entitled “Officers urged to ‘look and feel’ cheerful” she reports that ACPO is drafting an Olympic 'Look and Feel' strategy document which they claim will provide a 'consistent message' on how officers on mutual aid during the games are maintaining the 'highest of standards'.
Summarising, it is basically telling officers working during the Olympics how to dress, how to talk and even to remember to smile.
ACPO have also stated that every officer must be trained in the fine art of egg sucking and will be trained to NVQ level although cut backs mean that you will need to provide your own eggs during the 12 week course.
Alright, I made that last bit up, but really, are they serious?!
First of all, exactly how much money are they wasting on this ridiculous and quite frankly insulting report?
Secondly, just exactly who do ACPO think they are?
Not only are they insulting the very officers their thousands of pounds trained and the vast majority have years of experience but instead of backing us up with the ongoing dispute with the government they are basically telling us to just “grin and bear it”
What with the Winsor Report pay and conditions biting into its first year by the time the Olympics come along many officers working the long tiring hours are not going to be wanted to told to “smile and be nice”
What ACPO need to realise is that police officers will continue to do the job we were employed for. It's the job we joined for and want to do.
So please, don't insult our professionalism. We don't need to be told how to dress and how to smile. We do this every day and don't need expensive reports to be reminded how to do it.
What I will ask is for you to declare how much this farce of a report cost and why the money wasn't better used for something more worthwhile, or better still, saved.
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Tuesday, 31 May 2011
Your Attention Please!
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Wednesday, 23 March 2011
Stand and Deliver!
There was a mention of public sector pensions and George Osborne accepts Hutton's review of the pensions contributions.
I guess that means it's going ahead and we're all doomed.
Well, the government are claiming we are living longer and therefore contributions must rise to accommodate the short fall but what with everything else on the increase, inflation, food costs, job loses and fuel rising who would want to live longer?
Oh wait, fuel increase has been frozen. Well hallelujah, we are saved! There was me thinking that we had the most expensive fuel costs on earth and there is Osborne stopping the 1p increase until at least 2012.
The problem is, it's not 1p, it's 1 penny plus VAT and 1 pence above inflation so you will not find your fuel pumps only going up by 1p.
I finally received my letter today from my local MP to whom I wrote with regards to the Winsor and Hutton reports. The letter I received was not impressive. But what do I expect from a Tory fat cat who is probably claiming for two houses and a moat to be regularly maintained whilst her husband sits and watches porn all at our expense (allegedly)
The letter which she could have sent via Twitter,as it was that short, basically stated that Winsor has to find cuts in the police service and during these hard times we all have to take a large bite of the shit sandwich kindly brought to us by those wearing Gordon Gekko braces, drinking coffee somewhere in one of the City's banks.
As for the pensions, well, sorry but once again, we are all having to save and this is the best way (apparently) to make cuts.
I am going to reply in a similar manner and suggest they freeze Parliamentry expenses for MP's for the next 5 years as that will save a fortune in public money being wasted and see how she responds to that.
After all, Ken Clarke was being paid a small fortune today and yet he fell asleep during the Budget. And Yes I can say he did fall asleep and no allegedly too, as it was noticed by Ed Milliband, TV cameras, The Telegraph and bookies who have paid out at 16/1.
If they dock him pay for the length of time he was asleep during PMQ's and Budgets there would be enough to run a hospital for a year.
I ask you, what other career can you be paid and sleep during your shift?
....Ok, who said "Fire Fighter" ? Right, Get out!
This Saturday sees a demonstration in London TUC, Unison etc with regards to the cuts. I bet many of us that are policing it would actually like to be there protesting with them, I know I want to be but I'm having to make sure that Whitehall doesn't end up looking like Tripoli after dark if the idiots who ruined the Student protests turn up again.
So if you are attending, please play nicely people. Get your point across and leave without destroying anything. Remember that there are others who are looking after your demonstration who agree with everything you're demonstrating about. The main differences being, we can't voice it on Saturday and we can't go on strike.
Problem is, with fuel prices soaring, cost of train fares rising beyond a joke etc etc
.....Who's going to be able to afford to actually go?
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Tuesday, 8 March 2011
Feeling The Pinch!
Tom Winsor, a former rail regulator swung upon the police forces of this country with what can only be described as another "Beeching Axe"
The fact that escapes the members of parliament is that the railways of this country are a disgrace, an under funded shambles run by people who only want a profit and it grinds to a halt come rain, come shine.
And they've let a former regulator of this mess attempt to cull money spending within our force.
...I'll let that sink in for a moment.
I won't bleat on about what Winsor has said and what he has found as it's pointless and been done to death by now and the last thing you want to read is yet another blogger repeating what he's already stated.
What angers me the most through all this, is the media and parliamentary spin that the unsuspecting public who are not in any way connected to the force have had to endure.
We have seen a member of the Green Party come out on TV and state, that it's not fair that we have 30 year pensions completely forgetting the fact that pensions are now for 35 years and have been for a few years now.
I watched in dumbstruck awe, as a retired police officer sat there and stated on TV that he has had times where he has finished "5 minutes into his rest day and claimed 4 hours at double time"
First of all, to that retired officer, Thank you very much for that! You have held onto the handle of the blade this government has taken and helped stab it firmly between our shoulder blades!
You've got your pension, you've secured all your rights and you earned your money so what made you even think to go on National TV and practically pull the rug from under our feet on the very people you served with?
"Pull the ladder up Jack, sod the rest" springs to mind!
Whilst I don't deny that there has been some gross over spending in areas of all forces, don't take it out on the front line for God's sake!
The Barclay's Brothers and their little empire, giving themselves massive pats on the back bonuses whilst all this is going on, adds insult to injury, especially when it was mostly the unregulated banking industry that screwed it for every body!
The fact that we get paid for what is a dangerous job again escapes them. Policing has the highest rate of all occupations for divorce and sickness.
Why?
Simple, long stressful and potentially dangerous hours with the fact that we at the last minute can receive a rest day cancellation for court, urgent policing matters never minding what you had planned with the family. We can never have a "life" so to speak, as we are constantly expecting it to be cancelled.
You don't see Tom Winsor, Theresa May or David Cameron policing the streets single crewed at 3am. Or policing New Years Eve on flat rate money because the Bank Holiday hasn't kicked in till 06:00 hrs.
You don't see them turn up to deliver a death message to a woman who's been out of her mind with worry wondering why her husband hasn't answered his mobile.
Or holding onto a child that has been involved in a car crash and watch their life ebb out of them because there's nothing they can do to save them.
Every time something like this happens, I leave a piece of me at that incident. There's only so much of me to go round.
We deserve the pay we get for what we have to endure!
What has happened today will effect each and every household across the country. You won't see recruitment drives any more and officers won't be replaced when they leave. So don't go screaming that no one has turned up to your burglary because pulling items from magic hats only works for Paul Daniels.
How about this one Mr Winsor? Try going to London Underground or other railway companies and try sweeping cuts in something you do know something about.
Then see how long it takes before the capital and the country grinds to a halt again with an all out strike.
Something I envy them for at times!
Here endeth the rant.
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